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In today’s technological revolution, it is easy to find our selves sitting in front of a screen of some sort. Whether we are spending hours, sitting on the computer, trying desperately to e-mail our grandchildren or we are sitting in front of the television watching reruns of “ I Love Lucy” on TV Land. Television has changed greatly over the last sixty years, there are now hundreds and hundreds of channels for us to choose from, compared to the two options we used to have, as a matter of fact, many people don’t even receive the common channels, like NBC, CBS and ABC. There are channels that are entirely dedicated to infomercials. I love them and let me tell you, I just cannot seem to get enough of that adorable Billy Mays. Isn’t he just the most darling thing you have ever seen in your entire life? My gosh I could just swallow him up with his cute little beard, he is just to die for if you ask me. Let me share with you a quick anecdote about that Billy Mays while we are on the subject of him and his infomercials. It happened just the other day and you wouldn’t believe it, I happened to be flipping through the channels on my television set when, you will never guess who I happened to hear. It was Billy’s fantastic voice hollering about how regular he has been after beginning to drink Metamucil’s Prune Power. Now I thought to myself, “Now that is something I am in favor of, everyone needs regularity in their life.” It turns out that Metamucil is coming out with a brand new flavor and formula. Its prune flavor and it has real prune juice right in it. It just seemed like the most fantastic thing ever created since Preparation H. So believe you me I went out and bought myself and entire palate of the stuff. Unfortunately I had to order it off the internet so it took me about 3 and ½ hours to figure it all out, I think I might also have a lifetimes supply of smoothie mix on its way to my house, I mean gosh I still cant figure out how to use these damned credit cards in the store let alone on the internet. But anyway the point I’m trying to make is that that palate of Metamucil arrived on my doorstep this morning and I couldn’t be happier. I had my first glass of the concoction once I was able to get the crates open, with the help of the Johnson boy from down the street. It was soo unbelievably delicious; there is nothing like prune juice in the morning, not to mention Metamucil. Let me tell you what, after all this fiber I could not feel a bit more regular. Let me take a moment to encourage you to order yourself some Prune Power Metamucil today, it’s a decision you will not regret. If you order yourself a can of Prune Power for the low low price of $30.95 today you will get an additional can for free. That’s right, buy one get one free. Trust me you will feel better than ever.